Biwinning (Charlie Sheen Monster Mash)

[Verse 1:] Fresh out of a love fest Pissing in the cup I give a fuck about a drug test Charlie Sheen in it! I’m biwinning, fucking five women Fuck the maid who came and changed my linens All I do is win when I’m playing this game Porn star chicks, dirtier than shit stains Wow! I got tiger blood running through my thick veins And two and a half men, that’s my dick’s name! Winning! Running trains porn slut conducted the mighty duck hockey motherfucker bro ask my brother Nobody controls Chuck, the only CBS I fuck's with nowadays Coke Bearing sluts! I use a blender, I use a vacuum I use coke on vaginas in a bathroom! Wining! I’m gonna hang with these smoky hotties While your kids whip over your exploded bodies Like yeah I’m on a drug Is called Charlie Sheen I do in real life what you do in your dreams! Tiger in my ventricle Center full booty in my tentacles Two million in an episode, what did you expect? Dying is for fools, I just win and have sex Which of these women have necks? Interviews smoking cigarettes, I’m running trains on dames you jerk off to on the internet! Yeah I had a family, I got a warm heart Let’s play find Charlie’s dick, where is it? Hint: its in a porn star, uh I make Casey Jordan get like eight abortions While I snorted her portion up off the porcelain and lost endorsements Join the team, I got a couple bottles in me I’m a coke machine, Charlie Sheen! Winning! You can't handle my type of drugs Uh, put the pussy in the tiger blood I only got one speed, that’s go Invite my ex-wife over am I sober? No! Now I got more head than a totem poll and duh Winning! Too much to overdose! Put the yayo in the pipe, put the pipe to the flame I just blinked and I cured my brain Came to party here and to drop a couple millie Now I’m fucking with these groupie eyed armless children Charlie Sheen! I’ a monster, bro I already conquered everywhere you want to go Plus I convert tin cans into pure gold And the only MC that I’m down is The Spose! Im freakin' on bitches are eager to get it up in it .... blow Im quitting the business to give em the dick and im jizzing on bellies of hoes. Im Sheen and Im mean .... give me 3 million a show. Got the blood of a tiger if fucking like five of the smoking hotties you know [Outro:] I'm not from this particular terrestrial realm Charliton A noble men King Charles peasants Im fucking all the peasants