Spoonin' Rap

You say One for the treble Two for the time Come on, y'all, let's rock the - ( *whistle* ) Yes, yes, y'all Freak, freak, y'all Funky beats, y'all Then you rock 'n roll Then you roll 'n rock And they you rockin to the beat that just don't want you to stop Cause I'm the S to the p-double o-n-y The one MC who you can't deny Cause I'm the baby-maker, I'm the woman-taker I'm the cold-crushin lover, the heartbreaker So come on, fly girls, and please don't stop Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee, wanna hit the top And young ladies, rock on Say I was drivin down the street on a stormy night Say up ahead there was this terrible fright There was a big fine lady, she was crossin the street She had a box with the disco beat So I hit my brakes, but they're not all there I missed the young lady by only a hair And then I took me a look, I said, "La-di-da-di" A big fine girl, she had a hell of a body Then she looked at me and then she started switchin So I took my key out of the ignition Got out the car and kept my mouth shut Cause my 20-20 vision was right on her butt I caught up with her, I said, "You look so fine I swear to God I wish you was mine" She said, "Hey boy, you're Spoonie Gee" "That's right, honey, how did you know me?" She said, "Spoonie Gee, you're all the same And everybody who disco know your name" I said, "Come on baby, it's not too far We gonna take a little walk to my car" Once we got to the car, then we sat in the seat And then the box was rockin to the funky beat And then I looked at her and pushed the seat back Turned off her box and put on my 8-track And then I started rappin without no pause Cause my mind was just gettin in those draws And then I got in the straw, we started do it to the beat And started doin like this, started doin the freak Yes, yes, y'all Freak, freak, y'all Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee, I wanna be known As the metropolitician of the microphone Cause I'm a man's threat And I'm a woman's pet And I'm known as the mamsel's joy And I'm a man who fights on the microphone And who all the people enjoy, y'all Yes, yes, y'all Freak, freak, y'all And don't stop Keep on Say I was breakin and freakin at a disco place I met a fine girl, she had a pretty face And then she took me home, you say, "The very same night?" The girl was on and she was outta sight And then I got the girl for three hours straight But I had to go to work, so I couldn't be late I said, "Where's your man?" she said, "He's in jail" I said, "Come on baby, cause you're tellin a tale Cause if he comes at me and then he wants to fight See I'mma get the man good and I'mma get him right See I'mma roll my barrel and keep the bullets still And when I shoot my shot, I'm gonna shoot to kill Cause I'm the Spoonie-Spoon, I don't mess around I drop a man where he stand right into the ground You say from Africa to France, say to Germany Because you can't get a man tryin to mess with me Cause I'm a smooth talker, I'm the midnight stalker I'm the image of the man they call the J.D. Walker If you're gonna be my girl, just come along And just clap your hands to my funky song I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble neither And most people call me a woman pleaser Cause I keep their phone numbers on the shelf I go to make love, and then keep it to myself So no one's gonna know what I'm doin to you Not your sister, brother, niece, nor your mother, father too" And take that y'all And don't stop You keep on and on and on and on Like hot butter on say what, the popcorn Young ladies rock on Fly guys What a big surprise Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee, don't take no mess ]From the north, the south, from east or west Cause everybody knows MC Spoonie Gee's the best Young ladies rock on, y'all Rock, rock, y'all and don't stop Keep on to the shill shot And then you rock and roll And then you roll and rock And then you rock to the beat that just don't wantcha to stop Cause I'm the S to the p-double o-n-y g I'm talkin about me, MC Spoonie Gee Rock on, y'all And don't stop Keep on to the shill shot Rock on and on and on and on Like hot butter on say what, the popcorn Don't stop the funky beat till the break of dawn Young ladies Young ladies Cause I'm the cool-crushin lover, goes on to supreme And when it comes to fine girls I'm like a lovin machine It comes to makin love, I do the best I can Cause I'm known from coast to coast as the sixty-minute man It comes to makin face, I got the macho class I have all the fly girls shakin their ass So for all you fly girls who wanna be loved Check me out, cause I'm the highest above I'm gonna call you up and give you an invitation So you can see the way Spoonie Gee rocks the nation One time, for the mind, y'all Freak, freak, y'all Funky freaks, y'all Yo go hip - hop - a hip-hip a hop And then you're rockin to the hip, and then you're rockin the hop And then you on and on and on and on The beat don't stop until the freaks are gone And rock on y'all, and don't stop Keep on to the shill shot And for you sucker-sucker dudes who commit a crime You wanna do bad, but don't do the time I say you wanna be dissed and then you wanna be a crook You find a old lady, take her pocketbook And then you steal your mother's borrowed money on the sly You can run, but you can't hide When the cops crashed through, your face turned pale I'mma tell you a little story about the jail Cause see, in jail there's a game and it's called survival And they run it down to you on your first arrival They tell you what you can and cannot do But if you go to jail, watch yours for a crew Cause when you go in the shower, he's pullin his meat And he's lookin at you and say you look real sweet And at first there was one, now ten walked in Now how in the hell did you expect to win? I said you better look alive, not like you take dope And please my brother, don't drop the soap And if you get out the bathroom, and you're alive Just remember only a man can survive In jail of course, cause when you're doin 15 years You got no ??????, you just have a warden ????? no ???? a corner ????? Yes, yes, y'all Freak, freak, y'all And don't stop Keep on to shill shot Like a lime to a lemon and a lemon to a lime I keep the funky beat, I say I pass the time And like lemon and lime and like a lime to a lemon A MC could attract all the women Cause I'm Spoonie Gee, and I wanna be known As the metropolitician of the microphone Yes, yes, y'all Freak, freak, y'all So just clap your hands and just stomp your feet And just rock to the rhythm of the funky beat To the funky, funky, funky, funky beat The beat that makes you get up and pat your feet Young ladies rock on, y'all Rock on, y'all Till the break of dawn I say you do the Spank or the Patty Duke Either one you want, you gotta get up and do The rock-rock and you don't stop I say I jumped the turnstyle for summer day And then I seen the guy, and then I fled away And then he pulled his gun, but he did not shoot So come on everybody, let's Patty Duke Cause I'm livin well, and I'm ready to dance Come on girl, let me show my romance I'll let you see the way how I rock the mic Cause I know damn well that I could rock all night Yes, yes, y'all Freak, freak, y'all And don't stop Keep on, y'all You go rock and roll And then you roll and rock..