Weirdo

[Stranger] Hey! Hey, hey, you, hey, uh, why are you sitting all alone? [Spike] Uh... [Stranger] You have this lunch every day, and you always sit alone. What's the matter? Don't you know anyone in this lunch? [Spike] Well, not- [Stranger] C'mon, there must be some kids you can sit with. I know, like, half the people over at that table are in our physics class, you should come sit with us! [Spike] Nah, I'm fine... [Stranger] No? Why not? Come on, it can't be fun sitting over here all alone! [Spike] No... Nahh... [Stranger] Well, can I sit here then? Just so you don't have to be alone? [Spike] I guess... [Stranger] Thanks, thanks. What's your name, anyways? [Spike] Uh, my name's Justin [Stranger] Well, what do you like to do? [Spike] [Verse 1] Uhh... I like to think about, um, tornadoes and pocket knives And peeling flakes off of oxidized chain-link fences And I like marijuana, and I... Constantly smoke it, cause I... Constantly wanna die Except when I don't, though. Mostly cause, "yolo" I keep telling Spike to stop fucking up the O-Zone Shit won't stop a heart-attack; just put it in slow-mo [Oh, are you schizophrenic or something?] Oh, god, I hope so Then I could do a song about it. Start making some odd dollars I know I'm missing something, been walking around with a popped collar for a Whole year - still haven't managed to stock waumpum [What?] Oh, I'm sorry, I mean money. Sorry. I gotta rhyme every four beats. I'm a rapper [Stranger] Why are you a rapper? It looks really hard [Spike] [Verse 2] Well, I guess I do it cause um.. I was raised on a diet of mixed messages My whole life's been a long mess of disconnected exigence [What's that mean?] Inspiration. My vocabulary's excellent And my laziness it pestilent, so production is irregular Imagine how fucked I would be if I ever tried mescaline Probably more fucked than if I tried out for wrestling I used to think God was real. Then again I also Used to think Spongebob was real. I also used to think My parents loved each other, That my dad was always sober That I was an up-and-comer, and that life was never over, welp Currently in the process of watching a glacier melt Been a while waiting, and it'll be a while waiting But I'm waiting for something in the ice to come cascading out Something very dangerous. Something very dangerous [Like What?] I dunno, probably a dragon [Stranger] Oh... Oh, uh... You do know dragons don't exist, right? [Spike] Dragons exist. I'm a dragon [Stranger] ... (laughs awkwardly)... okay, well, I think my friends are probably wondering where I am, so... [Spike] Whatever [Stranger] I'm gonna go back to my table, I'll see you around. Like in physics... Okay, bye... Weirdo [Spike] I'm a fucking dragon