1-900-SPICE

Urgh urgh aw shit what´s this new 900 number shit Let me call that shit and see what the fuck this is all about 1-900-S-P-I-C-E This better not be no bullshit either What the fuck is this ? Who the fuck is this ? Hello you reached the muthafuckin' S-P-I-C-E Me the ruthless n***a from 187 faculty I'm fuckin' it up cause I´m a n***a from the old school Straight out the roots like some muthafuckin' soul food N***as and bitches hear my rhyme and they be gettin' loose Because 187 proof will get the hoes juiced Excuse expression but I'm simply just a crazy n***a Who can't help kickin' the funky shit to make my pockets bigger And try to school S-P-I-C-E get a late pass Because the FAC is pumpin' your ass up like a gauge blast A-N-T-B-A-N-K-S is kickin' funky jams Knockin your n***as out the box like a batter ram I got the faculty in back of me don´t mess with me Cause murderism is my muthafuckin' specialty Comin' with the gangsta shit I kick it all the time bitch Talkin' bout killin' muthafuckas dumpin' 'em in a ditch Cause if its funky yo its funky n***a deal with it Punk ass n***as be comin' fake I'm comin' real with it I'm sick as fuck so don't step to me and play me close I'll have you hung from a muthafuckin' phone post Spice 1 is kickin' that funky gangsta shit that's hardly pure I won´t be needin' a doctor 187's the cure Because I'm quick to pick the phone up and say : fuck 'em all This is an obscene phone call