Earthbound

You judge a forest by a count of the leaves on the trees, but you miscounted the trees and upon epiphany burned all the leaves Lumberjacks come to fuck up your sunday-school routine with an obvious treasured heirloom bark-slaughter You should go find a cause worth fucking for All my previous engagements jumped ship long before the captain’s right hand man and daughter had intercourse Maybe you should save somebody other than yourself for once Maybe you should’ve taken the job that tampers with your confidence 4 letter almagamy: Sea You In Tea A little shroomish on the outside A little piper picked your interest from the vineyard owned by sinners Half the children lost the values of the years before the 90’s Half were found in closets hiding from the future I’d kamikaze all relations with the other sex if lonely nights weren’t such a fucking threat Morning meditation does fuck all for insecurity Excuse me for a moment, you see I need to hide a body The Captains quarters were invaded by my avarice I burrow legends into skulls with hellish anger and a bottlecap (You should’ve saved your parents from the flood.) Yeah you should’ve risked it all for water’s nothing compared to blood (Open the hatches, we’re setting flight course Earthbound.) Let me interrupt your public address I’d rather be hung out in the public than strung out on my deathbed So kill me now, before I’m relevant, or my fame will make you regret it Synthesize your intricate lies on the cutting board Don’t forget to add your honor Death is a good friend of mine He’ll place a tourniquet on all your hopeful ways and make you wish you knew if god was real (I heard He sells souls by the pound now) One of these days I’ll drop from the pressure One of these days I’ll stop trying so hard One of these days I’ll smooth out the kinks But for now I just need a place to sleep