Slacker

My friend's a computer hacker But in school everybody said he was a slacker He writes science fiction novels He builds whole towns and villages from cola bottles He does equations just for fun Eats low carb ice cream with his Mum Sews Cub Scout badges on his sweater He's just a feeling you ignore A dumb computer hacker Trash can on the floor A pitiful disaster Cried to sleep at night When he never got it right Cos he never realised It doesn't even matter Later on in life He's drowning in his laughter Three kids and a wife He's happy ever after Stoked to be alive With his dream up at Nasa Loving everyday Well, I guess it really pays to be a slacker He stays up all night playing Tetris Asteroids, Pacman written on his 'games to get' list Wasted nights spent up in his bedroom Tough times, long nights Must have been a lot to get through He's getting sharp pains in his wrist In his world girlfrien's don't exist Cna't even get an ad on 'My Space' (poor guy) He's just a feeling you ignore A dumb computer hacker Trash can on the floor A pitiful disaster Cried to sleep at night When he never got it right Cos he never realised It doesn't even matter Later on in life He's drowning in his laughter Three kids and a wife He's happy ever after Stoked to be alive With his dream up at Nasa Loving everyday Well, I guess it really pays to be a slacker He's the one all alone in despair He's the one who thinks life isn't fair He's the one sitting right over there He's the lonely guy on the side Looking kinda shy You could see him ride Passing by on a pedal bike He's the funny type Kinda like 'Napoleon Dynamite' He's just a feeling you ignore A dumb computer hacker Trash can on the floor A pitiful disaster Cried to sleep at night When he never got it right Cos he never realised It doesn't even matter Later on in life He's drowning in his laughter Three kids and a wife He's happy ever after Stoked to be alive With his dream up at Nasa Loving everyday Well, I guess it really pays to be a slacker It pays to be a slacker! (And that's the truth)