I'm Not Cool

I thought you put me in rapture I never asked you to dump her Thought you knew we'd have a high life And still I see Your philosophy Falling through my tainted mind Would you dig my dirt? Cause I'm so desperate Can't you see you're wasting time It ain't ever gonna feel this good honey I failed to tell you, to tell you now That I've been fooled Cause I'm not cool And scissors slide Away with my pride Speeding down a dead-end track I wanted you there's no way back Got a destructive appetite Baby please Lift me off my knees A little smile can go for miles I may be young But I will grow up strong And by then she'll look like her mum It ain't ever gonna feel this good honey I failed to tell you, to tell you now That I've been fooled Cause I'm not cool And scissors slide Away with my pride Just to be absolutely sure of the facts I'm happy to act just as a side salad Happy to act Happy to pay Happy to wait Baby you're great When your oven goes ping I'll be there on your plate When your oven goes ping I'll be there on your plate When your oven goes ping I'll be there on your plate When your oven goes ping I'll be there on your plate When her oven goes bang... I've been fooled Cause I'm not cool And scissors slide Away with my pride