Why Am I Not Going Underwater?

Wide eyed And wild eyed I’m feeling stupid But just sometimes Because sometimes, I’m crazy And sometimes, I’m naive And sometimes I’m half way to dead Because all my friends, yeah, they all left Except Chris Reject. He’s the best Sometimes I get drunk at night When one drink turns fast into five And then I start thinking of how many different ways my driving can take my life And I’m all alone when I’m not alone And what’s worse is I kind of like that Relationships don’t burn, they fade out So I know I won’t burn I’ll fade out Because all my friends, yeah, they all left Except, except... Sometimes I get drunk at night When one drink turns fast into five And most nights I’m too drunk to drive And then I start thinking of how many different ways my driving can take my life And I’m all alone I’m always thinking: my heart makes me angry My thoughts make me thirsty And I have had too much to drink So I’m not alone