Talent Show

I've been trying to develop an alternative fuel from a mix of all natural substances But the mix was highly volatile until we found a catalyst To help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel I'm sorry, what was this magical catalyst? Marijuana motherfucker Ladies and gentlemen, players and playettes, teachers, staff, and students I am very honored to welcome you to the high school annual talent show Brought to you by the makers of Wiz Khalifa premium rolling papers And the qualified growers of Snoop Dogg master Kush So without further a due let's get this show on First contestant bring your talent to the foreground and let your smoke be the background [Chorus] Every time I go out, I'm goin to smoke out I buy it don't even know the price As long as I live it, come pay me a visit And I'll be somewhere up in the sky My nigga it's 'bout to go down, oh We fly, it's not lie, that we high, 'til we die, oh ? Got a joint filled with quality shit My bottom bitch smokin' with me niggers talk shit, all of 'em shrimp I'm a big fish, roll a joint lick it once tell you hit this Rubies on my dick, several cushions on my hit list In and out these niggas bitches Smokin' tree and not to mention hustlin' tryna mount my business You probably went to class while I was in the hallway skipping Yeah I hear what they sayin', just be too high to listen Got my money trippin' if I even fold it wrong You ain't smokin' this good, if it's fire I tell you I sold it all Or wait 'til one of my hoes come 'round and roll it all Or say fuck it, and cuff it till I roll with dog I show up, I show up, I show off Car push to start, hit the button once it go off Keep the money comin' in and the papers rolled up We ain't worried 'bout a hatin' nigga they get no love [Chorus] I go green like I was the Archbishop Don Juan And blow circles 'round you suckers like a marathon My gym teacher told, but I didn't listen My bitch did my homework, and now I'm in detention It sure beats suspension, this is my audition So play your position, get the picture I envision Did she mention? Snoop Dogg was made for kissing A barracuda fishin', she on a mission for me Pleasure, pain, and glory, and my inventory My SAT's, my lil' bitch she did 'em for me And now we prancin' on stage at the talent show We flossin' my clothes my chains and my knapsack Full of that, hand me that, can't you see my telescope? Principal said she wanna see me cause she smell my smoke 'Bout my money trippin' even if I fold it wrong Blowin' zones with Wiz cause this is the protocol [Chorus]