A Bitch I Knew

Good evening ladies and gentlemen {*scratched*: "Let's describe a certain female"} [Hook: Snoop] Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy [Snoop Dogg] It all goes back, to '85 When I start gettin pussy every day of my life It really didn't matter what the bitch look like I remember one night, after the Sugar Ray fight Wouldn't you believe it, Dogg like a retriever I went up in this big fat bitch named Treva She had a best friend with titties named Vanessa She told me to undress her, yessir Ain't no pressure, later that semester She put me down with her homegirl name Tanisha She was so vicious, lips so luscious Suck a nigga dick and have it shinin like some dishes Patricia, Patricia, she love the way I stick her I take her to the movies and now, she eat the dick up Big bucks, no whammies I had to meet this white bitch, her name was Tammy She lived in the Valley, she couldn't understand me But she let me dig out, her homegirl named Brandi Now Brandi was a cute little thick bitch She moved to the hood from the 2-0-6 She brought some new tricks, flippin them squirrels And the pearls, and turnin out the neighborhood little girls Hmm, and I seen that, so I peep the game So I put her down, bottom bitch on my team And we began makin, breakin bitches takin Whatever we want, see she want with the fakin It's real in the field, no mistakin And crack the little bitch, yeah she Jamaican Time and time again she would bring me bud And let me beat it up, listenin to "One Love" Off some jerk chicken, I got mo' bitches Now I'm fuckin her sister it's gettin real suspicious But the dick is good, so they won't tell And now they next door neighbor, Clarissa Bell She been lookin at me, I think she wanna hit But I'mma holla back, cause I'm on another bitch I'm on some other shit, I got a phone call From the motherfuckin president y'all He said, "Snoop Dogg, how could I fuck a bitch And make her suck a dick and not get caught for the fuck of it?" I called and look here, this what you do Make the First Lady sell a little pussy for you I think he got it, cause he left fast He left his daughters, and a lot of cash Well what do ya know, D-O-double-G Major pimpin, out in D.C And I'm a young pimp, got a lot of growin left And you's a young ho with a lot of hoein left Always keep a ho in check, blowin us a train wreck Yeah I might have to go in depth See every little ho I met They're standouts, you know the ones like Yvette We fucked in the car, behind a bar I shot it in her face and it went "Ahhh" My homeboy Charles Went up in his sister, behind the garage I was menace, I was freaky, I was sick When y'all was tryin to hump, I was teachin them to suck dick Always tryin to go up in a ho Got caught tryin to fuck in school they asked me what I did it fo' You know just what I told her? I love pussy, and this dick is what I showed her And now they threw me out, now I'm at the pad I'm at a new school, way cool New hoes, new script, fresh fish Walk up in the room and I bust a new bitch I'm in some new tail, wanna holla back But for now let me holla back Impala black She's a 12th grader, in my science class And I done seen the pussy, yeah boy I'm movin fast See I was taught by, and I was taught I Better move on somethin fast if I thought I Could claim a dame, or game her brain Or tame a man, not with the same old game See on some different stuff, I'm a different cut It's what I say and do to make the bitch give it up Oh you wanna brag? I wanna brag too Now what you gon' do, when they ask you Is you gon' tell a lie, or you gon' keep it G Or you gon' hold it all inside or you gon' tell on me? Shit it's all cool, cause it was all good It's just another day in Doggy Dogg's neighborhood You better watch your girl, cause if she on the loose It's a 90 percent chance she gon' get pimp juice Now what it do, what it is Now you livin with that ho and y'all got fo' kids Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy It's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy {*fades out*}