Lazy

VERSE 1 Most of the day I just lay around on the rug Leaving a trail of drool like the ass on a slug Each task is enough to make me hate the next I can barely whack off let alone have sex My breakfast, microwave popcorn and porn My underwear's worn and stained and torn Never give my seat up man I don't care about your baby lady I'm too lazy to stand Constantly not really doing shit My jobs hunting me id rather do stupid shit Don't step foot in the rain Back pain for a little change Its a strange concept to explain To a guy like me, a sloth by far Legally change my name to Snak the tar Too lazy to walk the block up to your yard Too lazy to touch my fucking cock when it's hard HOOK Yo I'm lazy Too lazy too cook Too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook And I'm lazy Too lazy to talk so I'mma sit silent with my hand on my cock Man I'm lazy Too lazy to rap Too lazy to wipe my ass after a crap I'm fucking lazy And I don't care why Just sit down get high and let time fly VERSE 2 Yo young Snak never was a happy camper Smelling like them filthy panties in your fucking hamper When I was 15 I still wore a pamper Now I'm 26 I'm taking shits on a sampler I got chubby tits from McDicks and potato chips I'm too lazy to exfoliate my zits I'm pretty bad with miniscule tasks Like brushing my chaps and cleaning the crack of my ass Fuck it though I don't do chores Don't hold no doors to impress those whores Pubes grow thick don't use pit stick No nutritional intake got me fat and sick Rapping quick But not this fella Honey in the bubble bath Big sipping the syrup Hella mistakes I'm a real bad smeller To lazy to rap to beats or even a Capella HOOK Yo I'm lazy Too lazy too cook Too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook And I'm lazy Too lazy to talk so I'mma sit silent with my hand on my cock Man I'm lazy Too lazy to rap Too lazy to wipe my ass after a crap I'm fucking lazy And I don't care why Just sit down get high and let time fly