Segway Polo

Ian: Would you say that Segway Polo is the greatest sport ever invented? Man: Yeah Whoa Yeah, Segway Polo Gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet Even the professionals don't know how to ride a segway scooter It's okay bro, Hug it out, Yeah Hit the ball into the goal Because that's how you win at Segway Polo This is the most intense sport I've ever- Whoa! That guy's wearing lederhosen, yeah Oh No! There appears to be a dispute on the field! This German dude is really pissed off Dude, chill out, It's just Segway Polo Kid Rock was not paid enough to listen to your crap There's an ambulence in case you get a boo-boo There's a merch table in case you want to buy crap Electric Unicycles pretty much kick ass! This guy's going through a mid-life crisis Segway Polo, Heck yeah! Kid Rock, Heck yeah! Black People, Heck yeah! Bouncing boobies, Heck yeah! This guy's waiting for some suprise butt s*x HERE IT COMES! Look at me mom! I'm failing on the internet! This guy's getting tired of playing Segway Polo Because standing on a segway is very physically demanding Oh Snap! it's tied! Have to go to a shoot out! I'm super excited! They're super excited! LET'S DO THIS! Shoot! Miss! Shoot! Miss! Shoot! Miss! Shoot! Miss! Shoot! Whoa, Score! YOU WIN! Now hump your teammate!