Squeezebox theme

[intro] Smoke stack, burning weed Chase tequila shots, with whiskey Still slick as butter Smooth like water Got 1,2,3,4 ranchers daughters So I taste the talent I like the taste ? with the floor I won't even had seen her face You had better catch the train, when I'm around I'm banging every poontaing if it ain't tied down [hook] Hide the women Hide the children He's coming to town To touch every little piece if it ain't held down They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2* I be in town running deep Just sleeping around Boozed up Zipping down evening gowns They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2* [verse] Hide the booze & hide the children Had to look the door & stole the women Still causing trouble, pain & visits I said blow (chikkaa chikkaa chikka) Blow, don't kiss it It's the box a squeeze & fornicate I eat fried steak & sweat potato & when I leave the town with smiling faces Cause I stick the largest thing in the smallest places [hook] Hide the women Hide the children He's coming to town To touch every little piece if it ain't held down They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2* I be in town running deep Just sleeping around Boozed up Zipping down evening gowns They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2* [verse 2] I'm a full grown bachelor Pulling young galls at my candy story Still looking slick, dressing proper But I tear em off a Betty Crocker So we drink em down & drink em fast & she let me slip it in the ass You'd better take the chance when it comes To make sweet love right between their buns [hook] Hide the women Hide the children He's coming to town To touch every little piece if it ain't held down They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2* I be in town running deep Just sleeping around Boozed up Zipping down evening gowns They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2* *oh no no no no no no not there not there * They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2* [inaudible talk on train platform] [outro into General Store] Riding from town to town on his thouroughbreed Seducing the vixens Planting his seed *are you going to take your pants off?!* They'd ask Rusty the Pervert Trusty gold flask *You're old enough to be my dad!* They'd confess Spurs hanging low Offending with sex *mmmhmm* Filling his canteen Along came a whore That caught Rusty's eye At the General Store