Long Duck Dong

[Hook] It don't seem wrong! It's Long Duck Dong When you see me on the phone you know it's on Picked up this little freak on my way home Cause you know she want to play my donkey kong X2 S to the M to the Double Oh V-E Cause rapping this way just came so easy Am breeding on the mic, gotta do it weekly We spit triple X if you used to PG I'm a dirty rap singer Dope rhyme bringer Picked up a diamond ring for my pinky finger I'm a two tone lac'r Break beat stacker You wanna find E? Just follow me after I'mma dress too clean, dancing machine Feet up in the air, & I'm popping everything I'mma look so fresh, roll on the set & see if any babies is proper yet (It don't seem wrong!) It's the E to the L to the I, I don't Lie I step outside, I put my foot in a ride It's the long to the diggity diggity duck dong & you say it's wrong & I'm gonna sing that song It's Long Duck Dong When you see me on the phone you know it's on Picked up this little freak on my way home Cause you know she want to play my donkey kong (it don't seem wrong) X2 Always up to Mac'n Smoov-E got your number on a paper napkin Always leave the stack in But carry a four fifth & be on captain Mo's Happen & rappin on the corner of capn Trying to figure out who was real & who was really acting What are they packing? What do you know I need to get back back to Sebastapol 8 in the box, 8 to the kisser Long donkey Kong for your grown up sister No I don't miss her, can always go back See, that fat video stack Got a black pair of loques Wear em coast to coast & a brown jump suit named buttered toast I won't be your ho but I will bring you a bone & let you breath your breath on this long duck duck It's Long Duck Dong When you see me on the phone you know it's on Picked up this little freak on my way home Cause you know she want to play my donkey Kong (it don't seem wrong!) X2 Long Ducks the name I'm back in the game & my neck do hang A brand new gold chain A little bit of cain 4 bags of reefer Got the Afghani hash put behind my speaker I'm an MC teacher Underage slapper Only didn't know it till the blunt was a rapper I'm a two time cheater, Jake you must beater Hope I don't get my Hungarian Heater Put a fix on ya, play tricks on ya Brought your monkey ass home & lay on dicks on ya Straight fix on ya Going repetitious Look ?? competing in the exhibition Named donkey & I always wear gold Could do the monster mash when I was 12 year old So funky, leaving bitches on hold To come with Smoov-e baby I dick them so cold Lets roll It's Long Duck Dong When you see me on the phone you know it's on Picked up this little freak on my way home Cause you know she want to play my donkey Kong X2