Story Of My Life

[Verse 1] I get to the party, but I'm too late And I got stood up on my very first date I listen to country and everybody goes rock I get to the dance floor, that's when the music stops It doesn't matter what I do, I just can't seem to win But here I go again And I say [Chorus] Hey that's the story of my life I had a good plan but it didn't go right Oh no I'm overdrawn I check my account and the money's all gone Why me I don't know what to think I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks Seems to be the story of my life [Verse 2] I pick a slot machine and lose it all again But when I walk away, someone else always wins When she finally calls me, I forget my phone And when I'm starving, you know the kitchen's closed It doesn't matter what I try, it all ends the same And here I go again [Chorus] Just when it seems like it's turning around for me There's always something that ends up happening I found my car but I can't find my keys I get to the party a little too late And once again the music stops to play [Chorus]