Me and You

ME AND YOU!!! We're moving gravel off someone else's drive Into a barrel, it helps 'em stay alive Off to market You will buy a cone They'll never notice They're never home Policy and bureaus help to move the tide Pounds, sterling, euros, get yourself a wife Who loves you for who you are And not because the other one is tight Marry into money, marry twice Live underneath the staircase, or speak your mind Well I've got a feeling someone else is reading The letters I wrote to you Well, my pet's illiterate And I live alone So, it's someone in betwixt to me and you [Chorus] Me and you Me and you Last time we spoke I thought we were through I found a map I found a map I found a map I found a map And now I know the way you can just go Back, back, back, back There's a bat hibernating on my bathroom wall No one went in for weeks. He thought it was a home Safe to sleep the nights away Shh, shh, shh I offered him some food but he said "I cannot stay I'm disgraced by my actions and I'm outlawed from the cave." Crying in the taxi won't do you no good Oh, well, I tried to make a vessel but there was no wood Strong enough to bend and never swell We just jump right in And buy a pair of gills But holding on for that long could be the end as well [Chorus x2] Help yourself out: shoot history in the mouth It's all that's left to do Look me up in some phonebook Under "Me and You"