World of Shit

(Intro) [Sampled audio] "Leonard...if Hartman comes in here and catches us...we'll both be in a world of shit." "...I AM...IN A WORLD...OF SHIT..." [Verse 1: Dratchface] I rap asthmatically Haphazardly slap beats together so the melodies be clashin' mathematically This crap badgers me, Dratch and Sloth a swagtastic menagerie (Apt to be droppin' Philistines with asses' teeth) Bad MC's droppin catastrophic rap calamities Cracka please, I spit it with irrational savagery The bastard C.C. has to be rapidly covering up The fact that he's a hack and his tunes lack any pageantry MC's get served secretly like George Lazenby As I casually battle sadsacks after a bag of trees Passes affably through these black lungs That's how I attack blunts, panache of a rapper at his apogee Yakkin' a rhapsody, tactfully causin' rappers agony Painting a verbal tapestry, 'bating o'er her anatomy on a Saturday Can it be? Dratch conceived another masterpiece? It has to be, cause carnage like Cletus Cassidy Hackin' up raps nastily, making his disses tacitly Legally, it's battery (He beat the shit outta me!) [Sampled audio] "We'll both be in a world of shit" [Verse 2: Dratchface] I'm here to tell you bout the Smooth new sound Photosynthetic hip-hop shoots roots through the ground I'm hopin' y'all overlook the fact that I got worse hooks than Newtown But who's but to shootin' down this Jew clown? Dratch a randy, scandalous, camp, dandy fine fellow Known to blow boomboxes like Danny Aiello Hits the water pipe so that he can rhyme mellow Y'all thrash air guitars while Dratch mimes the cello Turns MC's a kind of lemon lime yellow and green I'll give you pancreatic cancer with these melodies