Armitage Shanks

[No I have no ambition to continue on in that field But i couldn't care less I just get off what i do And i do it very well Thank you, i know This is why i'm not tolerated I can't be bothered to tell a lie There has been something as revolutionary Than the Sex pistols: the ongoing force of ME And this is something you cannot forget] Toilet, Toilet I was wanking her off the other day And shes pulling a really strange face These things happen in situations like this So i carried on Made her cum all over the place Then she tells me, that she was imagining me to be a complete stranger Well thanks a fucking lot Nice one Lovely Next time then darling Ill tip up to yours wearing a mask and postmans uniform Leave the door unlocked Just bend over And ill shove it up your arse Throw a few letter on the floor Just for added effect Bobs your uncle theres your random sex 7 knackered fridges dumped on a peice of wasteland Next to a house thats burning bridges with all its neighbours 25 kids sharing 2 rooms asda smart price The bus stops at youth club Soveriegn cigarettes and mushrooms Well what are you saying bro? would you like a drink? ill go I hear youre the toast of the town Can i kiss your arsehole You dont tell my bird you wanna fuck her You fucking leave it michael You dont say nothing Sexual encounters like that take a while Shes gotta get her head round the fact that youre a fat bastard with ginger hair Thats no offence to people with ginger hair But i wouldn't want it Im sick of being talked down to By desperate blokes in maharishi smoke pants That shit went down in Scaramanga We salute you Well what are you saying bro? would you like a drink? ill go I hear youre the toast of the town Can i kiss your arsehole Another do Ive been invited to that many dos over the last 6 months By people who didn't want to know me 8 months ago Makes you sick I wouldn't mind But 98% of the music in this city is fucking shit Armitage shanks a toilet fucking culture And if youre not getting your arse shagged Then youre the phanton bummer Youve heard it all before your gonna hear it all again Well waht dyou think im gonna sing about My endless love? You fucking freak Id rather die in the gutter darling forget about it What you do man when youre on your last legs And you ain't got a plan Your sheets are all covered in blood stains Bruises on your thighs Shagging the right bird You beds surrounded by beer cans And empty chisel bags Knangled by your teeth trying to get at the fucking rock thats melting underneath Im a vampire Ive got homemade fangs I make shane macgowan look like cross between joe collins and karl lagerfield With his fan Messy fucker, messy fucker That stained your life Its upstated mine Ive got oil on my ladder Its on there all the time {What about Wayne Fontana? he did it..} Living off your wits is just a toilet seat