99 Bottles

[Intro] {*belches*} Get your booze Light your blunts up Get your high drugs And we doin it [Slaine] I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe Put a .45 Colt to the back of your skull Cut my finger on a razorblade baggin up blow Hit the back do' with a little strag and a ho Ho, oh, yeah you heard the news But I'm back from the grave just to murder youse And I've been up in the streets kickin curbs in shoes Number one draft pick with the vertical Bleep! Bleep! White men can't jump, nah But I can dump slugs from a shotgun pump I come from a hood you do not come from If you think I'm no good take a shot dumb dumb Dummy - come and try to take shit from me Little rookie, looky how the cookie's so crumby I ain't owe the dealer or the bookie no money I just owe it to the world cause I'm lookin so funny [Hook: Slaine] 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 problems and you're hearin them all 99 ways, 99 lines 99 rhymes fit 99 times Drink that, sip that Smoke that, sniff that Break that, take that 99 bottles of beer on the wall [Slaine] She asked 99 times for a sixty-nine And loves how I rhyme with a shifty mind I told her 99 times that the shit was mine Back in ninety-eight the bitch was one sip behind And if I don't make it I'mma switch to crime But I'm leanin real hard on this gift of mine Wouldn't you if you were, spittin so sewer? Strawberry blunts with the milk and Kahlua ... You're like "What's he think?" Cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink What's a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks? I have been knocked down and pushed to the brink I stick with the reek cause I reek of the stink So come and take a whiff when I speak what I think I roll up in the club, take a leak in the sink Then I bounce from the spot with a freak in a mink [Hook] [Slaine] I'm the cream of the crop with the scheminist plot He's back from Hell and the demon is hot I'm a nightmare now, are you dreamin or not? Jumpin out the whip drunk and I scream at a cop Oh~! I don't know what you take me as A snake in the grass or maybe I'm an atheist But you motherfuckers scared of my crazy ass I'll cut you up and put you in a Macy's bag ... and fuck what the media thinks I translate Sally Wong just to read to the {*censored*} ... if you don't get I'm foolin around I'll hold your head under the water in a pool 'til you drown Clutching the uzi, shoot her a round Poppin your top off, a beautiful sound So when the city burns down all the looters around Stay stuck in the fuckin dirt like a root in the ground [Hook]