Sweet Little Sister

She blew my mind behind the record machine She was a shitload of trouble called the Subway Queen Had a list of bad habits and a shake that was a bit obscene One night I caught her running out the cellar door There was about a million people lying flat on the floor For such a sweet little lady I would swear she's rotten to the core She got her hands in the cookie jar Smiling like an alligator Makin' headlines in the back of mi car Tight-lipped now but sink ships later I know a thing or two about Sweet little sister Our mama'ed her if she knew what we do she's my Sweet little sister She'll love ya black and blue Sweet little sister She's like Mona Lisa with a new tattoo She's my sweet little Sweet little sister Every quitting time is another disease Too many cowboys riding high shooting low at the knees The back hand boogie is the price you pay for being the squeeze The pettin's getting heavy, got my tongue in her ear Her friend is doing time for kicking ass on a queer They're in a mental state and all their friends are here She's telling lies through her burgundy lips An Angel on a mission of mercy She'll get you dancin' with the crack of her whip She'll take you up to heaven in her rocket ship I know a thing or two about Sweet little sister Our mama'ed her if she knew what we do she's my Sweet little sister She'll love ya black and blue Sweet little sister She's like Mona Lisa with a new tattoo She's my sweet little Sweet little sister She got her hands in the cookie jar smiling like an alligator Makin' headlines in the back of her car Tight-lipped now but sink ships later I know a thing or two about Sweet little sister Our mama'ed her if she knew what we do she's my Sweet little sister She'll love ya black and blue Sweet little sister She's like Mona Lisa with a new tattoo She's my sweet little Sweet little sister