Buttermilk Biscuits

Now I'm your big maul dropper, mud duck stopper Fila on the bottom and Adidas on the topper Transform scratching, big beat matching I can tell you're getting jealous by the look I'm catching I hate dumb skeezers, MC beater Dropped 5 grand on my Bird watt meter Smooth like ice, don't get nice Just turn up the box for the Mix-A-Lot slice (huh huh) Y'all ready to get busy? (huh huh!) Now, buttermilk biscuits here we go Sift the flour roll the dough Clap your hands and stomp your feet Move your butt to the funky beat (huh huh) Buttermilk biscuits (x 3) (Lord have mercy Mix-A-Lot's got me rapping about biscuits now) Freak from L.A. to the Carolinas Dip them suckers in Aunt Jemima Don't make a difference what food you make Use buttermilk biscuits to clean your plate You eat 'em in the morn', you eat 'em at night Kentucky Fried Chicken makes the suckers just right I am eat 'em with jelly at my favorite deli Wrapped and sealed by a freak named Shelley (huh huh) Buttermilk biscuits (x 3) One day I kissed my freak, hit the street Looking for something to eat In a 18-wheeler, looking real swass All the girls smile cause I'm the big boss Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter The boy walked up, and what did he say? "Say, buttermilk biscuits free today!" So what you waiting on boy? Get up shake a leg Gimme ten of them suckers with grits and eggs Glass of Koolaid and a whole stick of butter Them biscuits make me a super fast cutter (huh huh) Now grab that can and wrap it in your hand Bang that sucker 'til the dough expand Put them suckers off in your oven Grab your girlie and get a little lovin' Add a dab of honey if you want to get funny Microwave the suckers if you want your honey runny Kind of get naughty at the Mix-A-Lot party And rub them suckers all over your body (huh huh)