Baby Got Back

[Intro - white girls] Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt It is so big. She looks like One of those rap guys' girlfriends But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big I can't believe it's just so round, it's like Out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black! [Verse 1] I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes (me so horny!) Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancing The hell with romancing She's wet, wet Got it going like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with the Oakland booty) [Hook] Baby got back! [Verse 2] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwing a gig I just can't help myself, I'm acting like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talking about Playboy Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Begging for a piece of that bubble So I'm looking at rock videos Watching these bimbos walking like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck* Til the break of dawn Baby got it going on A lot of simps won't like this song Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah} If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!} Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! [Hook] Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' To do with my selection... 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3" [Verse 3] So your girlfriend rolls a Honda Playing workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hon You can do side bends or sit-ups But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' about stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round And you want a triple X throw down Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! Little in the middle but she got much back!