Halloween Song

[Intro] Welcome to the Benedick spooky hour readers theatre We've got an especially chilling tale for you tonight Involving a protagonist by the name of Roger A small boy who, in an attempt to forget the Horrendous events surrounding his [?] Makes up his own story [All: Signor Benedick the Moore] Roger left his room in search of his brother Dan Despite all Rogers protests he had gotten into the man's van Now roger felt vaguely responsibly after reflection So he donned his ninja costume ninja sword in each hand and A block away in the bushes he noticed his first clue A trail seemed to be present consisting of blood and a purse too He couldn't piece it together No matter how he racked his brain When down the lane he saw Jane dance in the rain next to the cursed zoo Her frail frame was shaking probably the cold He started going towards her, she was only like 7 years old In Roger’s mine she was practically a baby Besides she could know something maybe When all of a sudden this crazy lady with Rabies came at him with a fire axe He barely had time to react Back flip and attack back Slap whack crack And act like it didn't phase him when she disintegrated 'cus heroes do not cry Even those who're inundated With the weight of those that he has to save He ran up to Jane and told her be brave She smiled and said “now now you musn't misbehave” Pulled out a shotgun and shot one Then shot two Then ran off at an angle too obtuse to follow Roger tried to swallow Caught his breath He could feel the sweat But it wasn't over yet Level two was discomfortingly out of his depth But it was here he would find Dan And the man that took him away today in his creepy van Roger passed through a gate darker than coal And colder than dark nights in Antarctica on patrol He was swole off of the battle and thus gained extra experience Feeling himself gain a new higher level of control But still he wasn't safe The animals were awake And seemed to be warning him with every step that he would take Any and every mistake could end up being his death And he couldn't die not tonight with so much to do left He passed by the chimps eyes dark with a glint From the moon light gave a hint The whole picture was something like out of a klimpt Strangely alluring though dark underneath the shine Roger checked the time Midnight still not a single sign Of his brother or the man or the creepy van Roger didn’t understand Nothing was going according to plan When suddenly he noticed something in the distance Some kind of shadow free of it’s body With no physical coexistence It swarmed toward the boy He cried out with a yell And saw from the ground the creepy man emerge just as he fell He had eight arms and twenty eyes and a freakishly foul smell He pulled the boy by his ankles And said "all's well that ends well"