TM87

[Shofu} Shofu when you address me, Pokeballin' no testes Ya boy so fly Ground moves don't affect me Elite Four beaten eight times, they respect me Press the power button now it's on like Espe [Jok3r] Morning, night, and day Pokemon is in my head This morning I woke up with a hot blonde inside my bed I saw that she was playing Blue Version, do you know what I did? I slapped that bitch upon her head and said I play Pokemon Red [Shofu] Stockpile twice and then I vomit However you want them and I got it Ultraballs in my pocket Blastin' off again, Team Rocket Focus Punch, it's difficult to stop it Got a Hitmonchan and I'm boxin' If you do attempt to block it, I'll have Machamp Karate Chop it [Jok3r] You say you got your third badge, I got my eighth the night before I'm smokin' so much green, I'm burning all the fuckin' Ivysaurs I really hate the Weedle, so I stabbed 'em with a needle And I told my fuckin' Sneasel to spit an Ice Beam at you people [Hook: Shofu] When you run into an Entei and it's your chance to capture it And then it runs away and you have to chase after it Be like "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87" Tell 'em "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87" [Hook: Jok3r] When you're in need of repels, but you forgot to stock up Now every two steps a Pokemon pops up Be like "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87" Tell 'em "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87" [Shofu] I'm harder than the Miltank of Whitney You can use Pursuit, but you will never get me Catch you slippin', hit with that water like Misty Shofu too cold, now you gotta Flare Blitz me [Jok3r] I threw a rock at Brock, electrocuted Misty Lt. Surge was easy and Erika tried to Kiss me Smokin' Cali Kush with Koga and Sabrina was a bitch Blaine needed to cool down, Giovanni sleeps with fish [Shofu] Got that Pelliper swag, yeah we pelican fly And we're gonna be ignoring you, our level's too high No Blastoise or Venusaur, I roll with team Charizard I rep that Pokemon Red like a Relicanth eye [Jok3r] I can't look you in the eye because I heard it's rude to stare at hoes You're a little Magikarp and I'm a fuckin' Gyarados Water to your rock, fire to your grass Electric to your water, man I'll zap your fuckin' ass [Hook: Shofu] When you're making progress, super excited to play it Then you turn your game off and you forgot to save it Be like "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87" Tell 'em "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87" [Hook: Jok3r] You find a Pokemon you need cause you're tryna catch 'em all Then that fucker breaks out of your last Pokeball Be like "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87" Tell 'em "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87" [Shofu] You don't know my legacy, Pokemon is my specialty I just—I just caught a Mewtwo I dare you to come and mess with me I'm better than you'll ever be, I can feel your jealousy For the poison I'm spittin' there's no antidote or remedy [Jok3r] I'm from Pallet Town, you are from the Barrio And when I see some pussy, I beat it up like Lucario Pokemon is my world, I masturbate to Pokegirls Man, Pokemon's the best game ever made Fuck Mario