How Applejack Won The War

Day one War's begun Come on Johnny get your gun At fruit camp we learn to shoot Boy my helmet sure looks cute! March out Rendezvous Hey I'm speaking fancy too Agent Orange? Just wait and see Apple tanks are all we need! Day two Lots to do Rarity is working too War is like an Apple Farm Raze that field and raise this barn So far It's a breeze Some civilian casualties Hit your mark, a fatal blow Grab your partner, do-si-do Draft horse No remorse Alpha, bravo, charley-horse Family bonding, selling bonds Signing treaties, singing songs Take off! Bombs away! In my plastic aeroplane Hope my backup gets here soon Hey it's Twilight Sparkle's Balloon! Day three Out at sea In my apple submarine In the silence, spendin' time Ruminatin' on my crimes Wake up Not done yet Battle time, all hands on deck We can sink their battleship Burn them to a Honeycrisp White flag? We're not done Got those cowards on the run Round 'em up, no need to stall Take no prisoners, kill them all! Day four Won the war Loyal to my apple corps Ponyville gives amnesty Red delicious victory Warhorse Proud to be Freedom isn't Everfree Hung my ribbons at the door That's how Apples won the war!