The Booger Song

[Verse 1] I was sittin' in my car, waitin' for the light to change When the guy next to me had his finger up his nose And his face was all deranged I rolled down the window and I started to chuckle His finger was buried right up to his knuckle I can't help nut stare cause I can't believe what I see When he pulls it out, it's a picture of pain On the end of his finger's a piece of his brain And with a smile on his face he flicks it right at me [Chorus] Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers You get 'em everyday Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah them boogers They're here to stay [Verse 2] They've been flicked on the seat, flung in the air Wiped on the sofa, smeared in the chair Put 'em in your pocket, save it for a rainy day You remember the winter, how cold the wind felt When your boogers would freeze and then they'd melt And with one big sniff they'd go away [Chorus] Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers You get 'em everyday Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah them boogers They're here to stay [Verse 3] Well some you dig for and some you can't find Some are rock hard and some are slime Some make you whistle when you try to sleep at night But the ones I hate the most I suppose Are the ones that cling to a hair in your nose And you can't get 'em out no matter how hard you try [Chorus] Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers You get 'em everyday Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah them boogers They're here to stay