Money Please

Spare change please [Verse 1] Let me tell you somethin' that'll leave the cracks in your back In a chilled state No filled plates The poor can't compute The rich build Gates To lock us out of the fortune We don't even get our fair portion It's twisted, I feel the distortion Tortured torque of contortion I think about Jay Z and Ye On the beach with the bae Bey & K While you eat that tasty filet The police might come and take me away Cause it must be a crime to be this broke Would you give me money if I pleaded, yo? Had to make I would be eatin' Got my first job makin' pizzas cause I kneaded dough [Hook] MONEY PLEASE... Can I have some money please? [Verse 2] Please don't be dense All I need is a slice Could you spare some cents? I'll heed your advice Hey, Can I Corrow a Dollar? Or is that too Common? I'm a poor college scholar My whole diet is McDonald's and ramen And when I graduate, I'll be stuck in all kinds of debt So I'm buggin' like an insect, I'll need all the help I can get Might have to sell my clarinet Eat nothin' but stale loaves of bread Guess my fate was sealed when I walked in that financial office and said Money please [Hook] [Verse 3] What can I say, I'm not above begging While these other rappers countin' stacks, I just count my blessings I ain't got no money, but hey guess who does (Wait, what? Who, me?) Yes you, duh Stuntin' on the regular If you keep flexin, I'mma have to finnesse you bruh Gimme that guap, every last penny Every last drop, I know have plenty Showin' off in front of those who don't have any Got us lookin at you like you just killed Kenny You bastard Next time you in the South, don't Park Your car and get out in the dark Hark, I'm comin' at your face for the funds Don't worry, I'll bring you back the change when I'm done [Hook]