Quaaludes Again

{Intro} She falls through the doorway Rolls down the hall She bounces off the sofa And walks into the wall It's easy to see that she buckles and bends She's doin' quaaludes again Quaaludes again Quaaludes again If you've got aurora You know for shorra She's your friend She's doin' quaaludes again {Bridge} She fumbles and stumbles And falls down the stairs Makes love to the leg of the dining room chair She's ready for animals, women or men She's doin' quaaludes again Quaaludes again Again Again Quaaludes again If you've got a lemon, a dog and three women Then she's your friend She's doing quaaludes again Quaaludes again {Dialogue between man and woman with riff in the background:} He: Baby, you've been doing quaaludes again. Well, then who? She: No. Not me. I don't have any quaaludes He: You don't have 'em cause you took em all already She: No He: You had six She: Nooo... He: You had six yesterday, right? In your purse? She: No... He: How many you got now? Where'd they go? She: No. I don't have any He: That's what I mean She: No... He: Where'd they go? What'd you take? She: I didn't take anything. I just had a small... a small headache He: So what did you take? What did you take for a headache? She: No... Maybe an aspirin He: That's the biggest damned aspirin I've ever seen! You did... You keep... Don't keep pullin at me! Don't do that! Don't do that! c'mon... you're bumpin' into the furniture She: It hurts! He: What?! I didn't move ANYTHING around! She: [moaning] He: You had FIVE quaaludes in your purse yesterday. You have none today! She: I gave them away He: You gave away what? You gave everything away! She: I gave it to all my friends He: Yeah. How much time did you see your friends? She: Well... He: You were supposed to see them for five minutes? She: Well... Don't you know how it is? He: I DON'T know how it is She: Nooo... He: I know you're doin 'ludes, and you said... you said that the next time you get them I should take them away and flush them down the toilet She: Noooo... He: Didn't you say that? She: NO....noooooo... He: DON'T keep pullin' me to the damn bed! I don't want an old... I'm tellin you... You are turnin' me OFF! [fading away] He: Now let me tell you... Will you keep your eyes open! Get up!