Why Do You Think You Are Nuts?

Chorus 1: Why do you think you are nuts? Why do you think you are nuts? Are you nuts, are you nuts? Have you lost your guts? Are you nuts, are you nuts? Eating cigarette butts Why do you think you are nuts? Why do you think you are nuts? Verse: Does your father beat you? And your mother mistreat you? And all your friends They hate your guts And you sit down to cry And you're wondering why And you say to yourself "Am I, am I nuts?" You lost your job People call you a slob And you mortgaged your house To pay me I'll keep you from the truth That you squandered your youth And by the time you're well Well, you'll be eighty! But then it doesn't matter You'll sit in idle chatter With roaches that crawl up the wall You little booger You're old and you're poor And you live in the sewer If you feel bad now Give me a call Chorus 2: Why do you think you are nuts? Why do you think you are nuts? Are you nuts, are you nuts? Have you lost your guts? Are you nuts, are you nuts? Eating cigarette butts Why do you think you are nuts? Why do you think you are nuts? Are you cracko? Are you cracko? Are you wacko? Are you wacko? Are you cracko? Are you cracko? Are you insane? Why do you think you are nuts? Why do you think you are nuts? Are you nuts, are you nuts? Have you lost your guts? Are you nuts, are you nuts? Eating cigarette butts Bridge: They're coming for me! They're coming for me! They're coming for me! But they're never gonna get me! No they're never gonna get me! No they're never gonna get me! Get your hands off of me! No you're never gonna get me! Get your hands off me!! Chorus 3: Why do you think you are nuts? Why do you think you are nuts? Are you nuts, are you nuts? Have you lost your guts? Are you nuts, are you nuts? Eating cigarette butts Why do you think you are nuts? Why do you think you are nuts? Are you cracko? Are you cracko? Are you wacko? Are you wacko? Are you cracko? Are you cracko? Are you insane? Why do you think you are nuts? Why do you think you are nuts? Why do you think you are nuts?