Honey I'm Home

[Verse] The car won't start, it's falling apart I was late for work and the boss got smart My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose My hair went flat, man, I hate that Just when I thought things couldn't get worse I realized I forgot my purse With all this stress I must confess This could be worse than PMS [Pre-Chorus] This job ain't worth the pay Can't wait until the end of the day Honey, I'm on my way Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! [Chorus] Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way Rub my feet, give me something to eat Fix me up my favorite treat Honey, I'm back, my neck's killing me I need to relax and watch TV Get off the phone, give the dog a bone Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! [Bridge] I broke a nail opening the mail I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell This job's a pain-it's so mundane It sure don't stimulate my brain [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] [Bridge] Oh, rub my neck will you [Chorus] [Outro] I'm home, that feels much better