Douchebag

You're falling for a douche bag douche ba-ag x2 D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3 D-bag douche bag D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3 D-bag douche bag He takes longer then you to get ready He shaves his legs but swears he is not gay He lotions up other girls at the beach Romantic night for him is chucke cheese Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2 He let you down, let you down down Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2 Tell you to lose some pounds Lose some pound-pounds [Hook] He always makes you So girl don't be suprised Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby You hope that he will change But he'll just stay the same Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby You're falling for a douche bag, douche ba-ag Yeah He said excuse for a man Who gets his tan from a can And words tatoo on his hand Cuz he's so cool (Dude, I'm so cool) He makes you massage his feet His dogs, it's in the front seat His farts are never discrete And he will always be a tool I wanna love you You know I would do anything for you I wanna help you But you just keep on letting him hurt you He'll hurt you [Hook] D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3 D-bag douche bag