Dearly Departed

Oooooh [x4] [Chorus] Well you and I both know that the house is haunted And you and I both know that the ghost is me You used to catch me in your bed sheets just rattlin your chains Well back then baby, it didn't seem so strange [Shakey:] You used to bite, I used to moan [Esme:] But now I'm mumbling and you choke [Shakey:] Well I ain't so scary on my own [Esme:] Tell me honey, what's a dagger without a cloak? [Chorus] I don't know cause You and I both know that the house is haunted And you and I both know that the ghost is me You used to catch me in your bed sheets just rattlin your chains Well back then baby, it didn't seem so strange [Shakey:] In the midnight hour you came alive [Esme:] I was lookin' for my crystal ball [Shakey:] I was busy tryin' to charm that snake ssss When the sun came up we had no place to hide [Shakey:] And you had to tell your friends that my things were fake [Esme:] I just had to [Chorus] You and I both know that the house is haunted And you and I both know that the ghost is me You used to catch me in your bed sheets just rattlin your chains Well back then baby, it didn't seem so strange Even when one is dead and gone It still takes two to make a house a home Well I'm as lonesome as the catacombs I hear you call my name but no one is there Except a feeling in the air [Chorus] You and I both know that the house is haunted Yeah you and I both know that the ghost is you Used to walk around screaming, all slamming all 'dem doors Well I'm all grown up now, I don't scare easy no more Yeah, you and I both know Oooohh Yeah, you and I both know Oooohh Yeah, you and I both know Oooohh Oooohh