My Baby!?! (The Plot Thickens)

It's just jokes man [Verse]: I don't love her She don't love me I don't love her She don't love me I know this might sound crazy But why she wanna have my baby? Look I ain't even hug her I ain't never kiss her I ain't mean to touch her I knew I should have dissed her If she was to go away, nobody would miss her Niggas told me "Chill", but I ain't want to listen If she takes a spill, would that be murder? Nah, I'm joking God for real, I don't want to hurt her But this shit is not funny I don't got money I got enough to dead it I can't believe I said it Why she wanna raise it? Him or her won't get love, she should save it The bitch is erking me like What if the kid don't come out straight? See you can't have a seed that's conceived out of hate I think it was the ship of her hips and her cheeks And the way she used to make me have a fit with her cheeks Damn, it's like I couldn't even speak I mean, how many dudes done been here? I'm sincere Girl think about it Yeah I got a flow but when they ask me if I got kids I'm saying "no" And you saying "Yes", paternaty test Gon' come back and I'ma be all hurt and upset You don't want that You wanna walk with a stroller and a rapper on your arm You my baby's mom And me mixing formula shit instead of recording a hit Damn girl, let me know what I did I was trying to get a nut out Your momma said she want you to keep it, tell her "Butt out" You stuck your butt out You wore that skirt that said "come get me" I would have stopped if it said "put a cute kid in me" And you kind of a dime and your body's real tight Your skins sort of light, but you not really bright Ha Maybe I shouldn't have said that But if you care you would go ahead and dead that Come to think about it, I just tilted my head back And you could have took off the hat when you told me "Relax" The clinic is open The doctor is cool and the medicine is potent You won't feel nothing I'm being too graphic, I'm just playing, you want to have a bastard Ha, this shit is so crazy But why she wanna have my baby? Someone talk to her She ain't even my lady so why she wanna have my baby? I don't understand My album ain't drop Show money slow You don't even care It ain't even fair What we gonna do? Keep it at your mom's house? Why I'm saying "it"? That ain't what it's all about We don't even match I read books I write verses You like hooks You get guys off the way that you look I get girls off a wave and a look You thick right now, but twenty more pounds You can't be a model, you gonna get round And on top of that, I'm gonna get around I'm so wrong Rewind this whole song No, matter fact, maybe time can turn back Maybe there's a way I can get my sperm back Make the rubber tighter, have two less drinks Can I take Hennessy to court, I don't think What was going on in that thing I call a brain? I guess it was the grain, I should have ran a train Then she couldn't pin me But I was selfish and I just did me I'm gonna go to Hell bitch Now that I think about it, there was dudes before me Maybe it ain't mine, maybe I should call Maury And we can get this right Damn, one night turned into a life Huh, girl, I'm just kidding, don't think that I'm crazy It's cool, you can have my baby We both laid down You ain't gotta be my lady For real you should have my baby, I ain't mad at you Everything, fucking happens for a reason And something happens to you, all this I'm rapping to you It becomes evidence, Exhibit A So I'ma stop here And girl let me say, "Congratulations."