Friggin' in the Riggin'

[Verse 1] It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis The Captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another [Chorus] Frigging in the rigging [x3] There was fuck all else to do [Verse 2] Captain's name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play With his fucking organ The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ, he was a trooper He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor [Chorus] [Verse 3] The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy The cabin boy was Flipper He was a fucking nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper [Chorus] [x2] [Verse 4] The Captain's wife was Mabel To fuck, she wasn't able So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water And by her squeals we knew the eels Had found her sexual quarters [Chorus] [x3]