The Waitress Song

[Hook] There's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon The coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew And the toast is always soggy, but I hardly notice And the food takes such a long time to get made Even when I'm the only person in the cafe And my tables always wobbly, but I hardly notice [Verse 1: Seth Sentry] You're probably thinking why would I even bother eating there On a daily basis theres heaps of other places on offer I won't change to another place if the bacon is rubber And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter Its the waitress I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter Makes my heart race and a flutter I know its crazy to love A lady thats basically just a, stranger with an apron down her brother I dont need to ask her name and number cause this relationship Is built on breakfast, im waitin on her just to wait on me, yeah [Hook] She says hi to me bye to me that'll be 5.95 to me, I dont really mind Thats alright with me I just smile and eat Sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week She knows during my quiet times I like to be alone And write a poem with my headphones Newspaper bacon fried or poached egg and a slice of toast, a long black, but The beans are always burnt And if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt I wonder if shes my ideal girl and what would happen if we dated in the real world 'nah' I dont think it would work I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip cause of that Besides, this relationship is built on breakfast Im waitin on her just to wait on me [Hook] And it dont matter that the bacon I eats cold and its ok the newpapers are weeks old But I dont mind no its fine cause shes all that im there for X2