Dear Science

[Verse 1] Yo, it goes science Yeah science is amazing But not to me though cause I am sick of waiting I've been patient I really have, I've been reasonable Now it's time to say what I needed to Dear science, cheers for the iPods White goods, yeah thank you for the cyborgs Top work on the light bulb That was quite cool But where's my hoverboard? I mean I know you've been busy But no hoverboards just seems a bit piss weak I got a brand new computer and a big screen I guess Back to the Future was a dick tease And I can't be the only one Maybe everyone forgot but I am holding on The hovercraft was a solid start Shoulda stuck with it, hoverboard Where the fuck is it? [Hook] I just wanna let you know you let me down I just wanna let you know you let me down When I was just a kid at a tender age I was thinking about tomorrow and them better days I just wanna let you know you let me down [Verse 2] It goes, robots doing jobs that we don't want Botox women looking more like robots It's so odd, everybody's getting nose jobs Looking more like aliens with our clothes off Hold up, I just had a new thought What if UFOs are just us from the future coming back in time to sight see? Or might be to snatch women? Tell 'em to bring some hoverboards back with 'em When I was a kid I nearly threw a fit I got a skateboard, (shit) I was furious Like.. what's the deal? What the hell am I supposed to do with this It's got wheels, yeah I can't gleam the cube with this Man, science'll sort it out hopefully I don't wanna roll around the ground like a nobody I wanna soar upon a board made of pure science I am still saving up my dollars for a hoverboard [Hook] [Verse 3] You can take a jet pack when the jets packed A rocket with a chest strap seems like a death trap So forget that, just gimme the damn hoverboard And I won't have to do another monologue The other day I drew a little rough design on a serviette So now all you have to do is make it work and shit Just get some magnets and a piece of wood and glue 'em on But I'm not trying to tell you people how to do your job Just keep the drawings and I'll be back in the morning To check whether you're dawdling You're sure to win awards for it The most awesomest idea since the DeLorean Be sure to try to make one to travel over water with And yeah I thought I saw 'em on Beyond 2000 And I'm pretty sure that we're beyond that now man I know I'm rambling but fucking hell science I just want a hoverboard before I'm too old to ride it [Hook] [Verse 4] They bombarded us with long articles about the Hadron Collider Trying to find the God particle And everybody's arguing about whether or not to clone people Or keep it to farm yard animals, shit Double 'em up, triple 'em Fuck the discipline Grab a bunch of rabbits and slap all the lipstick on 'em you want Yeah, maybe high heels to match That's what playing God is for Hoverboard [Hook]