This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)

(Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be jolly Fa la la la la la la la...) Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! Oh my God it's here This awful time of year How I hate the snow is falling Wealthy neighbors bragging 'bout the gifts they're getting "Hey Jack!", they say Let me take a guess now You're getting K'mart clothes And then, and then I had a revelation This is my chance To sew their lips clean shut with fear Because this Christmas I'll burn it to the ground This Christmas Santa's skipping town This Christmas Everything will change When they see the flames This Christmas Day Christmas lights alive Lighting up the night Meanwhile I'm inside my room Conniving through the cheer and laughter that resumes Tonights the night I have to do it right now So I will strike when all's asleep And creep, sneaking through your chimney Saint Nick is gone for now Up on the housetop gifts are mine Kiss your Christmas tree goodbye Because this Christmas I'll burn it to the ground This Christmas Santa's skipping town This Christmas Everything will change When they see the flames This Christmas Day Oh you won't make fun of me will you? Well I'll show you what true misery feels like You see? As my idol once said Everything burns "Hey everyone look outside your window! I have a surprise for you!" Imagine this One thousand gifts And sixteen trees all in a heap In a cold sack I strike my match And I pour the trail of gasoline This Christmas I'm making this cane This Christmas What a bright change This Christmas Because this Christmas I'll burn it to the ground This Christmas Santa's skipping town This Christmas Everything will change When they see the flames This Christmas Day