Pat Pat Patty Pat

Bert: Hey, hey everybody! I've got another great game for ya! All: Yay! Wow! All right! Bert: This is so much fun! Now, when I say pat your tummy, you pat your tummy. Ok? Here we go... Oh, listen to the song that's humming in your ear And you'll have more fun than you've had all year Just shake your leg with a Shake, shake, shakey shake Shakey, shakey, shake, shake Pat your tummy with a Pat, pat, patty pat Patty, patty, pat, pat-poo! (assorted confusion) Ernie: Uh, then what happens Bert? Bert: Uh, nothing happens Ernie, and that's the game! Isn't it a spellbinder? Oscar: Well, I thought it was dumb!!! Prairie: Yeah, me too Herbert Birdsfoot: I know what. Maybe if we made it more complicated it would be fun Bert: more complicated??? Herb: Sure, try it like this..... Now, all you kids listening to the record, you do just what the song says Bert: Herb, are you sure you know what you are doing? Herb: Trust me Bert: ok, go Oh, listen to the song that's humming in your ear And you'll have more fun than you've had all year Just wiggle your fingers with a Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Shake your legs with a Shake, shake, shakey shake Shakey, shakey, shake, shake Pat your tummy with a Pat, pat, patty pat Patty, patty, pat, pat-poo! Big Bird: Hey, that was fun! Herb: You go, Big Bird B. B.: ok, listen to me! Oh, listen to the song that's humming in your ear And you'll have more fun than you've had all year Just flap your arms with a Flap, flap, flappy flap Flappy, flappy, flap, flap Wiggle your fingers with a Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Shake your legs with a Shake, shake, shakey shake Shakey, shakey, shake, shake Pat your tummy with a Pat, pat, patty pat Patty, patty, pat, pat-poo! Prairie: Hee-hee-hee, Hey, I thought of one Herb: Go Prairie! Prairie: ok.... Oh, listen to the song that's humming in your ear And you'll have more fun than you've had all year Just spin around with a Spin, spin, spinny spin Spinny, spinny, spin, spin Flap your arms with a Flap, flap, flappy flap Flappy, flappy, flap, flap Wiggle your fingers with a Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Shake your legs with a Shake, shake, shakey shake Shakey, shakey, shake, shake Pat your tummy with a Pat, pat, patty, pat Patty, patty, pat, pat-poo! Grover: I think I would like to go now Big Bird: ok Grover! G: ok listen Oh, listen to the song that's humming in your ear And you'll have more fun than you've had all year Just hop around with a Hip, hop, hoppy hop Hoppy hoppy, hop, hop Spin around with a Spin, spin, spinny spin Spinny, spinny, spin, spin Flap your arms with a Flap, flap, flappy flap Flappy, flappy, flap, flap Wiggle your fingers with a Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Shake your legs with a Shake, shake, shakey shake Shakey, shakey, shake, shake Pat your tummy with a Pat, pat, patty, pat Patty, patty, pat, pat-poo! Ernie: Wow! Ok, last verse, let's really kick it!!!! Big Bird: ok! Oh, listen to the song that's humming in your ear And you'll have more fun than you've had all year Just hop around with a Hip, hop, hoppy hop Hoppy hoppy, hop, hop Spin around with a Spin, spin, spinny spin Spinny, spinny, spin, spin Flap your arms with a Flap, flap, flappy flap Flappy, flappy, flap, flap Wiggle your fingers with a Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Shake your legs with a Shake, shake, shakey shake Shakey, shakey, shake, shake Pat your tummy with a Pat, pat, patty, pat Patty, patty, pat, pat-poo! (assorted laughter, and then....) Bert: Personally, I liked it better my way....