Me And My Dick (Fap Anthem)

[Verse 1] It was seventh grade when I began to play During my suspended days Discovered pornhub and since then I've never been the same Crispy socks and wasting lotion, jerking is my favorite motion Take my porn away and I'll kill myself by overdosing The first video was lesbian big titty hoes I was fascinated by their use of a double dildo Young age so I just came some clear stuff But it was clear enough that this would be a hobby for years to come Ninth grade I was jacking off daily My girl Alexis Texas became my favorite lady Watching that ass bounce was really fucking amazing Got me cumming tsunamis, I almost drowned in my babies Started watching interracial all the way to the facial From a good throatfucking to a brutal anal White girls on a black dick made me happy when I was fapping Got me thinking that my fantasies could really happen Being a virgin got me hurtin' but it's ok cause my dick and hand are Here for certain Being a virgin got me hurtin' but it's ok cause my dick and hand are Here for certain [Hook X4] Just me and my dick, my dick Just me and my dick, my dick Just me and my dick [Verse 2] In tenth grade I began to put weed in the equation I learned that being high equals great masturbation Got a high from an edible, sensation was incredible Busted off a balcony in Boise I fear it being noisy when I jack off but I never back off I get aroused so easily but try to act soft I can't wait until I'm eighteen to buy a fleshlight Hopefully soon I get a chance to figure out what sex like But till then I'll just beat off And make sure that I keep socks In the vicinity to begin to clean shit I skeet on This the anthem, lube ya damn hands up This the anthem, lube ya damn hands up [Hook]