Happy Birthday Babe

[Verse 1] Spitting like a cum swap, headed to the gun shop Smoking like a forest fire till my fucking lungs pop You smoking milligrams, I smoke about a million grams Blend the coke with heroin and snort enough to kill a ram I'm fuckin fearless, I'll walk into the tall grass Find a Geodude and stomp his ass till he's all smashed Fuck where the balls at, I catch 'em with my bare hands and store 'em in a small sack Other trainers fall back (Pussy niggas) Poet game Pokemon master, clear the shelf and put the trophies on after This fat bitch said I'll be good when pigs fly so I put her ass on a plane and said bitch, pigs fly Went to her house at midnight with a big knife and a penis that was twig sized I raped her whole family till she admitted that I spit nice Kicked her ribs twice and emptied the fridge right Before I left I tucked in her kids nice Mediocre flow, rhyme schemes impeccable A spectacle, respectable, you niggas got a set to grow I'm set to blow, I bet you know that battling me is death fo sho T Rex ya whole, crew have em screamin like its sex with pros See me comin protect ya bros, never neglect ya hoes cause I'll snatch em like a chest of gold Grab they breasts and hold cause they asked me Never molest em though, I'm the best ya know Getting old, gotta rhyme a different word Shift to third, accelerate then hit the curb Doing donuts in the lawn of a mistress nurse I fisted first She bit my dick, it's what the bitch deserves This a vicious verse filled with mystic words It's absurd how I rhyme with this gift of curse Intricate purses, rolling blunts with Egyptian curtains And this verse is so hard that my lips is hurtin Straight bars for this last thirty seconds A wordy sentence got me out of breath cause I burn the hemp sticks Go get your tent fixed and survive out in the wilderness where killers is That still wouldn't prove that you're as skilled as this Deadly assassin beheading captains with medleys fashioned to terrorize America with steady madness What the fuck is hazardous? I took the rhyme scheme and mastered it so I can take it way beyond this rapper shit Extravagantly talented It'd be dumb to battle with Me cause I'll rip you up and you like a salad bitch I'm the dopest woadie, you're sweeter than Zack and Cody I'm black and goldie, this the hardest shit since I hopped on oldie