Jackson Jacker

{*entire song rapped over Micheal Jackson's "Billie Jean" beat*} Yeah, Scram Jones You know how we do, 2G remix Check this jack son, got it from a Jackson Check this jack son, got it from a Jackson Check this jack son, got it from a Jackson Got it from a Jackson, got it from a Jackson Yo, yo Aiyyo I spit like a rifle, spray like Lysol on a classic Recycle Micheal, cuz we should all recycle "Plastic" (that's fucked up) I got it mastered, do what I gotta do Like crackheads tellin the pipes "I Wanna Rock With You" My people stay cockin tools, rip up the club Hittin shorties, throw my dick in the glitter glove Stick the Glock and let the haze light Its like the blaze is my life, the only lady in my life Mary Jane in the pipe, naw we crack Phil's Show our ass when we moonwalk - crack kills We pack skills, you a spare tire Ain't commercial, but my hot rhyme will set your hair on fire (AHHH!) You starin at mine cause we hot like boiled eggs And we'll get you wide open, like LaToya's legs Your bubble gum raps gonna get chewed up Cause mama-say mama-sah, mama you suck Mama-say mama-sah, mama you suck (you suck) Mama-say mama-sah, mama you suck (you suck!) Mama-say mama-sah, mama you suck (YOU FUCKIN SUCK!) Mama-say mama-sah.. uhh Aiyyo I blaze the mic, take a strike Spray it tight, take a hike I got you other MC's workin workin day and night So take a light and make my day But after I spray it right you'll have nothing to "Say Say Say" We major, you A-A-A in softball And like a stolen paintin, my flows "Off the Wall" We smoke like a Pall Mall, so play the field Cause I hate y'all for real - its just "The Way You Make Me Feel" It's another part of me so pardon me for rappin bitter But the only person who could spar with me's the man in the mirror The cat's iller - always gets me stuck He'll get up in your ear and he won't stop until you get enough We'll make you step it up when I smash the mic I don't give a damn if you "Black or White" Its just beats like this drive me bananas Billie Jean's too clean, I'm hittin Dirty Diana "P.Y.T." girl is mine, quick to lace her Pissin on your rhyme is just my "Human Nature" So leave me alone and just "Beat It" The smooth criminal's too lyrical you get defeated And if you wanna be startin somethin You got to stop all the bluffin If you wanna be startin sometin You got to stop comin with nothin I get high far from sober (yea yea) keep smokin that thunder (yea yea) When my lightning takes over (yea yea) you're bound to go under.. Aiyyo it's "Thriller", fangs poppin out my mouth Locked in your house, you front so much that you gotta slouch You bout to bounce (why?) cause yo we play for keeps "I can rap better than you." Yeah? And I made this beat (yeah right) I spray the heat, call me a microphone assassin Put your money by your mouth, I'll battle you for 5 Jacksons Raise you a Janet, plus a extra Tito You rollin ABC 123 up at cee-lo Your bank is gone, word I'm gettin mine I should really cop a watch to "Remember the Time" Maybe buy a tag from a guy on the ave Or pull the five-finger discount, you know "I'm Bad" {*imitating MJ*} "You know I'm bad, I'm bad" Yo chill dog You do that shit again, there's gonna be some "Blood on the Dancefloor" Scram Quincy Jones the Jackson beat vandal I spit harder than it is to clear this freakin sample