Monsters of Rock

[Schaffer the Darklord] Hey, MC Lars! [MC Lars] What's that, Schaffer? [Schaffer the Darklord] We're making the band! [MC Lars] Yeah! [Schaffer the Darklord] Literally [MC Lars That's-that's a good pun [Verse 1: Schaffer the Darklord] In an attempt to assemble the ultimate quintet The rock world or any world has seen yet, we met And schemed a way that we could get the best of the best But in the end we had to settle for the bits that were left We got nauseous The stench of rotten flesh inside the coffins Of Keith Moon, Buddy Rich Mitch Mitchell, John Bohnam We got 'em up, chopped 'em up And sewed them together Creating what would surely become The greatest drummer ever But wait this Drummer needs a bassist, this is When we dug up Dee Dee, Cliff Burton, and Sid Vicious Rick James, Dave Blood Pieced them all into one Two abominations built, but we'd barely begun We needed more of this For a keyboardist, so we got the bodies Of John Lennon, Ray Charles, even Liberace Before completion of the resurrection, we reckon We need some leads for this rhythm section, we got [Hook] [MC Lars] A couple shovels [Schaffer the Darklord] A cart for haulin' [MC Lars] We going robbin' [Schaffer the Darklord] For rock stars coffins [MC Lars] A little thread [Schaffer the Darklord] An electric shock and [MC Lars] They're alive! [Schaffer the Darklord] Our monsters are rockin' [Verse 2: MC Lars] Moving on, Schaffer, this part's the hardest The parts that we harvest now form our guitarist Hendrix, Robert Johnson That guy from Hawthorne Heights A bit of Randy Rhoads from his final crazy flight Ty Longley from Great White? His hands are too crispy Let's open that FedEx sent from Corpus Christi It's Selena, our singer We've been dreaming of you Pass me that hacksaw, we've got work to do Yo Schaffer! [Schaffer the Darklord] Yes Lars? [MC Lars] Hand me Eazy-E's tongue You don't want HIV Wash your hands when you're done Check out GG Allin's torso but try not to laugh At the tattoos that he copied from his first grade art class We're dusting skull fragments from Kurt Cobain's garage Picking up the teeth from Dimebag Darrell's shattered jaw It's not easy going out with a bullet to the face When your last is a gun-shot, then all it takes is [Hook] [MC Lars] A couple shovels [Schaffer the Darklord] A cart for haulin' [MC Lars] We going robbin' [Schaffer the Darklord] For rock stars coffins [MC Lars] A little thread [Schaffer the Darklord] An electric shock and [MC Lars] They're alive! [Schaffer the Darklord] Our monsters are rockin' [Verse 3: Schaffer the Darklord] Must have forgotten That monsters rarely answer to masters Our band's first slash last gig turned into disaster fast Joey and Johnny Ramone's bones weren't compatible And Johnny Thunder's leg kicked Johnny Cash's ass and all [MC Lars] Then we mixed 2Pac's neck with Biggie's hands He choked himself out, now he can barely stand Our band's still infamous and they're hunger starved Let's try again with some younger stars [Schaffer the Darklord] Maybe Amy Winehouse, the late British soul diva [MC Lars] But she isn't dead yet! [Schaffer the Darklord] That gives me an idea... [MC Lars] DJ AM survived some turbulence How about Pete Wentz? [Schaffer the Darklord] Who? [MC Lars] Haven't you heard of them? [Schaffer the Darklord] The kid's use a lot of auto-tune, but not a lot of heart [MC Lars] I guess Wal-Mart culture discourages art [Schaffer the Darklord] Dead-eyed lifeless stars are rising the charts [MC Lars] Next time we restart with more talented parts [Hook] [MC Lars] A couple shovels [Schaffer the Darklord] A cart for haulin' [MC Lars] We going robbin' [Schaffer the Darklord] For rock stars coffins [MC Lars] A little thread [Schaffer the Darklord] An electric shock and [MC Lars] They're alive! [Schaffer the Darklord] Our monsters are rockin' [MC Lars] Punk rock's dead [Schaffer the Darklord] No pogo hoppin' [MC Lars] Death to false metal [Schaffer the Darklord] Do the monster mosh and [MC Lars] Hip-hop's gone [Schaffer the Darklord] Stop all the bottle poppin' But we're alive! [Schaffer the Darklord & MC Lars] Our monsters are rocking! (My creation Is it real? You're my creation I do not know No hesitation No heart of gold Just flesh and blood I do not know)