Fuck This Song

[Intro] Come on clap Clap Everybody clap Come on Now clap Just like that Now stop that clapping I will start rapping [Bridge] Fuck this Fuck that Fuck me Fuck you Fuck everyone here And everybody else too Fuck goth Fuck face Fuck all night long Fuck everything everywhere And fuck this song [Verse 1] (Schäffer the Darklord goes) Fuckity fuckity fucking mother fa duckity It sucks how some fuckers make Such a fuss when they fuck with me And it sucks how this fucking word fuck Seems to be stuck to me Luckily the company I keep doesn't care Everywhere and anywhere Everybody swears when their Little middle fingers wiggle up in the air Dare me not to use it dude And i will lose a dare Cause i struggle with it's usage Every time that i write rhymes Times i abuse it, but try as i might my Little f-word is heard It bites my ass I fight it back Alas it wins And then it slips right in And begins to blend in Filling syllables in And if it offends and Or if in the end I defend its intent Then i'll get different friends Come on [Chorus] (Schäffer the Darklord goes) Banana rama Alabama Hanna Barbera and a (then the Black Box goes) Fuck this song i'm so embarrassed (Schäffer the Darklord goes) Idiots listen to this American era and a (then the Black Box goes) Fuck this song i'm so embarrassed [Verse 2] When a hot David Famous beat drops I'm on it And when i'm in a house that house is haunted And when i'm on the roof that roof is on fire And every time i do tell the truth i sound like a liar So fuck it Fuck this song and fuck me Let me hear you all say fuck s.t.d (fuck s.t.d.) Yes you understand And in case i haven't mentioned it Fuck you and your band If you see kay Tell her i say hey And then tell her she should stay the hell away today And if kay takes offense to this then just say I'm sorry kay i guess that this just isn't your day Any person heard cursin' so much it's absurd It's worse than any jerk Referrin' to himself in third person Take it from Schäffer Cause he's a nerd and he's certain That dirty words are for the birds This verse was terse then! [Chorus] (Schäffer the Darklord goes) Banana rama Alabama Hanna Barbera and a (then the Black Box goes) Fuck this song i'm so embarrassed (Schäffer the Darklord goes) Idiots listen to this American era and a (then the Black Box goes) Fuck this song i'm so embarrassed [Bridge] Fuck this Fuck chris Fuck me Fuck you Fuck everyone here And everybody else too Fuck goth Fuck face Fuck all night long Fuck everything everywhere And fuck this song [Verse 3] This word is most often a verb when it's mentioned But it's a fucking awesome adverb in this sentence Every then and now found as a put down, noun Or even as an adjective as in "you fucking clown" Wow this number's runnin' now and how And it's somethin' about nothin' 'cept fuckin' and now I see why this trap happens so often and time And why half of all rappers how fast that they rhyme And i find That my cousins use cousin and stuffin' Fluffin' up some fucked up Huffin' and puffin' about nothin' Under unintelligible mumbling And this bumbling fuckery gets So redundant and insulting Consumers are stupid, goofy, gullible vultures With i-pods and my god Why does pop culture Even get to have a status as a culture at all? What passes for subversive has nerve but no balls And you know what i find funny? Monkeys Know what's even funnier? The phrase: fuckin' monkeys Utter it with me fuckers! Say it Fuckin' monkeys! It's fun huh? You're a bunch of fuckin' monkeys Fuckin' monkeys Monkey fuck a bunch of mother fuckin' mothers But some others monkeys fuck each other Under one another If you wanna fuck a monkey lover Give us a kiss Man i'm fucked if i want a radio edit of this Come on [Chorus] X 2 (Schäffer the Darklord goes) Banana rama Alabama Hanna Barbera and uh (then the Black Box goes) Fuck this song i'm so embarrassed (Schäffer the Darklord goes) Idiots listen to this American era and uh (then the Black Box goes) Fuck this song i'm so embarrassed FUCK!