Do Sex

[Verse 1] Oh my! Look at all you people in this room I've been watching you file in for an hour or two But none of you seem to see the black and purple suited fella Sitting all alone at the bar, sipping on a Stella 'Til the soundguy steps to me and says "It's time" That's my cue to kick some killer rhymes As I step up on the stage and hop into the spotlight Flip the power switch on on my wireless mic And go Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappin' Uh, yeah that's when it first starts happenin' Now all you acting like you want a little action, see Macking on me tactlessly, all up on my package - please Listen kiddies I'm gonna break it down and make it see through As I delegate some invitations to my green room Who's it going to be? You? You? Maybe you? Listen, this is what I'm gonna do [Hook 1] I'mma do sex to all of you I'mma do sex to all of you Every last one of you I'mma do sex to all of you I'mma do sex to everybody in this room I'mma do sex to all of you I'mma do sex to all of you Every last one of you I'mma do sex to all of you I'mma do sex to everybody in this room [Verse 2] Take a moment, let this awesome promise wash across you Just the thought of all the sex that I'mma do to you has got you all so hot and bothered Gnawing on your bottom lips, excited All your fantasies involving me will soon be satisfied and I will get it started all your parts will start to tingle now Oh my god, you are so psyched and nobody is singled out I want to put you all inside my mouth, all of you, and swallow you And when I say all of you, I mean ALL of you Ladies, let's form a single file line Maybe undress first, to save a little time Oh and Fellas! Oh Yeah I'm talking to the dudes too Guess who else I'mma do sex to? Here's a hint YOU Oooh regardless of your weight or race or gender I'mma do you! And that goes for you too, bartender! It's an orgy and you won't attend a bigger one this year Man - it's about to look like it's Caligula in here [Hook 2] When I do sex to all of you When I do sex to all of you Every last one of you When I do sex to all of you When I do sex to everybody in this room When I do sex to all of you When I do sex to all of you Every last one of you When I do sex to all of you When I do sex to everybody in this room [Verse 3] And when it happens, it'll blow your mind It'll shatter the fabric of your reality you'll find That you were once so sweet and kind until I got you hot and naughty I'mma do a bunch of weird stuff to your body Oh! La-Di-Da-Di baby I'mma use the force I'mma lock the doors, I'mma drop your drawers Everybody's getting naked like they're Lady Godiva Everybody's gonna wear a layer of my saliva And I'mma going in and out of you, you're going in and out of me Remember! Nobody do each other, keep me at the center Of attention- did I mention what you'll get for free? Everybody at this party's gonna get an STD! No inhibitions, no indecision just id-driven whim Hedonistic debauchery in every room that I'm in Oh you know I'm so impulsive, I just roll with the flow In fact, never mind- I've changed my mind tonight I'm going home (Peace!) [Hook 3] I'mma do sex to NONE of you I'mma do sex to none of you Not a single one of you I'mma do sex to none of you I'mma do sex to nobody in this room I'mma do sex to none of you I'mma do sex to none of you Well maybe just one of you I'mma do sex to none of you I'mma do sex to nobody in this room