Boo! (I'm a Ghost!)

[Verse 1] Well there's a sinking feeling creepin' in just under ceiling You ain't seen it, but you feel it creeping, you feel it breathing Upon the back of your neck it seems unseen is this demon Well, believe me I have seen it, it is real and it is me and [Hook 1] I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a Ghost I am an unwanted guest to an unwitted host Ain't no superstition or good luck that will do I'm a Ghost, now I'm gonna haunt the fuck out of you! [Verse 2] I'm in your house, now I'm in control of your shit I go Oooooh! yeah I'm all moaning and shit And the groans are growing louder at the end of your hall I'm having sex with other ghosts we're knocking shit off your walls We're all making the walls bleed, and watching you sleep Throwing your stuff around, cutting holes in your sheets Life will be divine with me inside you, yes you Treat you like a vessel and possess you- Guess Who? [Hook 2] I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a Ghost And I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you? Cackles raise your hackles as I taunt you with screams I am the goddamn ghost that's been haunting your dreams I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a Ghost And I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you? Cackles raise your hackles as I taunt you with screams I am the goddamn ghost that's been haunting your dreams [Bridge 1] In the night you will awaken With a chill, shit's breakin' Cold air- see your breath, shakin' Take your medication Chains draggin', doors slammin' there ain't a scarier sound That's what you get, you silly shit, you built your house on a burial mound [Verse 3] The whisper of your name makes your blood go as cold as ice Suck you through the TV like my homies did in Poltergeist Say my name thrice and I am giving you the business Me and three assistants are fucking up your Christmas You aren't alone at home, no your apartment is haunted If you can even see me dude, you must be Haley Joel Osment- I'm awesome You heard of limbo? Cuz that's where I'm from Behold the Destructor! The traveller has come And I'm a spasm havin' phantasm, ectoplasm splatters I ain't friendly dude, you've got me confused with Casper And your skepticism isn't very good for your health You don't believe in me? Soon you won't believe in yourself! [Hook 3] You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost And you'll be dead- dude, you'll be totally dead Oh Shoot! You won't have no legs you're floating around You'll be a vapor that has risen from your grave underground You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost And you'll be dead- dude, you'll be totally dead Oh Shoot! You won't have no legs you're floating around You'll be a vapor that has risen from your grave underground [Bridge 2] Welcome to Ghost World, now you're a ghost too Now we can hang out! High Five! Goes right through Alright, stick with me I'll show you the ropes I will school you on the finer points of being a ghost [Verse 4] So many scares to learn in so many ways So many patterns to chase Pacman around a maze You're like a zombie with no body, you don't eat any more You can possess Whoopi Goldberg and do Demi Moore or Hopfrog along the planes of living and ethereal You and me can haunt a bowl of blue and fruity cereal The living mind boggles with fear and dementia Go get your night vision goggles, tell them Large Marge sent ya I'm that certain je ne sais quoi you feel in the air That reflection in the mirror that when you turn isn't there I'm that high pitched tone, but no body else can hear it I am the shadow in the sunshine - I am a spirit! [Hook 2] BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO!