Arrival of the Fittest

[Verse 1] Back from the scratch that never mind forever I've been right in plain sight striving to keep climbing While I never go slower gotta keep keep going Gotta keep it all moving upward onward and forward Toward my goal prize I've got my eyes on as I struggle I'm overcoming every tribulation trial and trouble I'm never backing down til I've succeeded and I mean it I've got spirit and I'll never be defeated - fuckers [Hook 1] And I made it And now at last I've arrived And I have what it took to get here I'm surprised I'm alive I keep it going on and on and so so live Upon arrival of the fittest just the sickest survive And ain't nobody gonna break my stride [Verse 2] The train I took tonight stalled and we were all evacuated Just before a Cloverfield left the station devastated I fled the scene and ran to Empire State And dodged plane debris downed by a giant ape But I escaped and caught a ride back downtown from Venkman After dropping Vincent Clortho off at the station I gained great power when the arachnid bit I dropped in on some mob boss taught him a magic trick I gathered up the guys and went in search of a body After I sanded my super's deck to learn some karate I scaled Mordor before going back to Cali where I had to beat the Alpha Betas at the homecoming fair I had to go in search of all of One Eye'd Willy's treasure Had to travel back in time to save my parents marriage I had to travel back in time to kill my enemy's mom I had to travel back in time to write a history report I orchestrated fake suicides at my high school And froze when my sister's friend rose from the swimming pool I pedaled my Big Wheel down a hotels halls I got my new pet wet and I ruined Kingston Falls I had to go to New Detroit to topple OCP I had to meet up with some guys from work and beat up a fax machine I busted in on Adrian and learned of his plan I met my long lost son and I cut off his hand Retrieved Medusa's head and used it to slay the Kraken Searched for my lost bike stolen by Francis I read the Necronomicon walked with a Hollow Man Flew to the North Pole and talked to a hologram From every side and angle all these forces have conspired But I haven't yet been beaten or retreated or retired I've met every last challenge faced every last fear And at the end of the day I'm still here fuckers [Hook 2] Because I made it And now at last I've arrived And I have what it took to get here I'm surprised I'm alive I keep it going on and on and so so live Upon arrival of the fittest just the sickest survive I finally made it And now at last I've arrived I have what it took to get here I'm surprised I'm alive I keep it going on and on and so so live Upon arrival of the fittest just the sickest survive Knock Knock who's there the Darklord has arrived