50 centaurs

[Everything: milo] Father-son symmetry, mother tongue imagery Outdated sentiments like the Necco Wafer industry My life isn't much more than accumulating Tumblr posts That's how a mumbler boasts Over dried tofurkey and gravy boats Confession: I have once daydreamed of Miley Cyrus If your heart is Achy Breaky, Sir Why not remind us? The pious boy pouts, your Snorlax got the gout And Hellfyre naysayers can get socked in their snout Though admittedly not by me And certainly there are wicked males Getting rich off ticket sales Though admittedly not by me I fumbled, yes, to open a jarrito In the midst of the jumble I was labeled "pobrecito" The difficult task is enjoying the film knowing it's a sequel An even more difficult task is being kind to rich people The type of man to mourn openly for a dead dog And respond to emails "I don't wanna read your fucking web log" Wrote a song for the kids who let me rap in their basement Wrote a song for the kids who said I lack something basic That's true, I'd rather discuss Mewtwo than Youtube So fuck you, dude This morning, sat down and ate a big bowl of cereal Lost in thought on why I'm not ethereal Floating in a television, the feeling's ephemeral I should own a bakery and specialize in dinner rolls Grand verbalizer, what time is it? Grand verbalizer, what time is it? I shouldn't skip breakfast, taking my time with the cereal That kind of attitude will never yield jobs managerial But it will lend nicely to careers janitorial And I take pictures of my work You can flip through my portfolio Now the milk is sugar-saturated I look of guilt when I think of how much I've masturbated Every morning I eat wild berry crunch And leave my house with a mildly scary hunch That I should have faked sick and slept in Writing rap songs in a makeshift studio den Then send too many emails to Mike Eagle In the hopes that he'll forward them to all the right people Spill milk on my shirt, take that as an omen If I went to Hogwarts I would probably skip Potions I need another bowl of Blueberry Muffin Tops Preferably in a dish with the straw built in And I'm a simple man with the flaws built in But right now I'm eating cereal But right now I'm eating cereal