On the Couch

[Verse 1: Kenan Thompson] Out drinkin' with my boys late night Come home to my lady past midnight She waitin' up, she throwin' me shade We havin' words, this is what she said She said I'm out too late, she pushed me away There ain't nothin' in the world that I can say [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] So I'm sleepin on the couch tonight She got me on the couch tonight I did wrong, but I meant to do right Now I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight I'm sleepin' on the couch [Verse 2: Chris Redd] Workin' late, makin' paper, hittin' deadlines Comin' home, I was crawlin' in the bed time My woman, she, she tellin' me no I asked her why, but I already know [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] So I'm sleepin on the couch tonight She got me on the couch tonight She in bed all tucked in tight But I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight I'm sleepin' on the couch [Verse 3: The Weeknd] I make dinner like lovers do I'm pourin' wine [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] And I'm sleepin on the couch tonight She got me on the couch tonight Don't seem too fair this time I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight I'm sleepin' on the couch [Verse 4: Kenan Thompson] I wake her up with roses on the bed Tell her all the sweet thoughts in my head She rolled her eyes [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] I'm sleepin on the couch tonight She got me on the couch [Verse 5: Chris Redd] I buy her Prada Say I love her mama She says I'm— [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] Sleepin on the couch tonight She got me on the couch [Verse 6: The Weeknd] I say hello, and— [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] I'm sleepin on the couch tonight I'm sleepin on the couch tonight She got me on the— [Verse 7: The Weeknd] Girl, we all make mistakes, it's true Tell me what I gotta do To get back in the bed with you What did I ever do to you? Oh [Skit: Kenan Thompson & Ego Nwodim] What'd I do, girl? Cheated on me almost every day True I caught you cheatin' on me yesterday You did You even cheated on me on my couch Yes And that's why your ass is in the doghouse That's fair [Skit: Melissa Villaseñor & Chris Redd] I ain't mad about you workin' late Good But you got ten credit cards in my name Word You maxed 'em out, now my credit's bad Right And why'd you take out life insurance on me? [Skit: Heidi Gardner & The Weeknd] We broke up five years ago And? I got married to another guy And? He's sick of you crashin' here And? You really gotta stop comin' over here What? [Skit: Daniel Craig, The Weeknd & Heidi Gardner] You really can't keep comin' over here, bud I know you ain't really got a place to stay, but we got kids Yeah, but— No, no buts It's gotta stop, okay? Yeah All right, well, clear out [Chorus: The Weeknd] Guess I'm sleepin' in my car tonight Sleepin' in my car [Skit: Daniel Craig & The Weeknd] You can't park in our driveway, bud You gotta go Let's go All right You don't have to stand there and watch me leave I don't have to, but I'm gonna