Thank God

[Verse 1] Yeah, I'll admit I've had sex before marriage I've smoked hella weed And then I shared it Yeah, I confess I've scrolled through Pornhub I've had impure thoughts And acted upon them [Pre-Chorus] So if the pearly gates Won't open up for me At least I know There's somewhere else I can go [Chorus] Thank God Thank God for making a Hell Thank God for making a place full of fire And greedy-ass liars Where I'm just like everyone else Thank God for Hell [Verse 2] Yeah, I'll admit My mind's a bit dirty Only go to church If somebody's forced me Yeah, I confess I say some bad words And I haven't yet, but I bet I'll get a divorce [Pre-Chorus] So if the pearly gates Won't open up for me At least I know There's somewhere else I can go [Chorus] Thank God Thank God for making a Hell Thank God for making a place full of fire And greedy-ass liars Where I'm just like everyone else Thank God Thank God for knowing me well Thank God for making a place I can smoke And tell fucked up jokes Eternally just be myself Thank God for Hell Thank God for Hell [Bridge] If the pearly gates Won't open up for me Fuck 'em [Chorus] Thank God Thank God for making a Hell Thank God for making a place full of fire And greedy-ass liars Where I'm just like everyone else Thank God Thank God for knowing me well Thank God for making a place I can smoke And tell fucked up jokes Eternally just be myself Thank God for Hell