CPAC Parody of Green Eggs and Ham

I do not like this Uncle Sam I do not like his health care scam I do not like these dirty crooks Or how they lie and cook the books I do not like when Congress steals I do not like their crony deals I do not like this spying, man I do not like, "Oh, Yes we can" I do not like this spending spree We're smart, we know there's nothing free I do not like reporters' smug replies When I complain about their lies I do not like this kind of hope And we won't take it, nope, nope, nope